War Story

"War Story"*

*A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
"Please may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later. "

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, **"He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from
under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough,
Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude,
but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of nuts... I don't
want to go to Iraq either."
Received on Thu Sep 4 12:19:44 2008