Taxidermist

"Taxidermist"*

*Lorraine was driving through a town in Montana
and stopped Little Johnny, to ask where she
could find a taxidermist.

Little Johnny said he did not think there was
any there. She said, "Are you sure?"

At that, he admitted he did not know what the
word meant. Therefore, she explained that a
taxidermist is a man who mounts animals.

Little Johnny said, "Oh hell, we have got plenty
of them around here, only we call them sheepherders!"
Received on Wed Sep 3 07:37:35 2008