The Amazing Scotsman

"The Amazing Scotsman"*

*A salesman drove into a small town where
a circus was in process. A sign read:"Don't Miss
The Amazing Scotsman."

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There,
on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on
it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly
the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge member
and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was
carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little
town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and
the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman."
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less
still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center
ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of
walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The
Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his
kilt and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his
amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted,
the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

"You’re incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have
to know something. You’re older now, why switch from
walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!"
Received on Fri Nov 7 07:18:44 2008