"Dating Etiquette"
"First," said the playboy, "I am going to buy
you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you are not," said the girl.
"Then I will take you to dinner and ply you
with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you are not."
"Then I will take you to my place and keep
serving you drinks."
"Oh no you are not."
"Then I am going to make violent, passionate
love to you."
"Oh no you are not."
"And I am not going to wear a condom either!"
said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.
Received on Tue May 27 06:48:56 2008
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