Origin of the Human Race

"Origin of the Human Race"

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human
race appear?"

The mother answered, "G~d made Adam and Eve
and they had children and so was all mankind made."

Two days later she asks her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were
monkeys from which the human race was developed."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says,
"Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the
human race was created by G~d, and Papa says
they were developed from monkeys."

The mother answers, "Well dear, it's very simple.
I told you about the origin of my side of the family,
while your father told you about his side."

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"What Do Retired People Do All Day?"

Working people frequently ask retired people
what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day Marilyn and I
went into town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When
we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how
about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Dumbass.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So Marilyn called him a craphead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing
a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
retired. It's important at our age!
Received on Fri May 23 07:26:52 2008