Warning Signs

"Warning Signs"

"Signs You Should Break Up With Your Boyfriend"

1. He always scratches his crotch and says,
"Damn! When is this going to clear up?"
2. He could use a contact lens as a c*ndom.
3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill.
4. Every time you want to spoon, he wants to fork.
5. He refers to your little brother as a "real cutie."

And while we are at it, here is:

"Signs You Should Break Up With Your Girlfriend"

1. She carries around Bride magazine and a highlighter.
2. She thinks an anniversary occurs once a month.
3. Her lucky numbers are your pin number.
4. Your friends know her by her porn name.
5. She just cannot stand the taste of 'IT.'
Received on Fri May 23 07:25:44 2008