A Little Test

"A Little Test"

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
married next month. My fiance's mother is great.
She is putting the entire wedding together and
invited me to her place to go over the invitation
list because it had grown a bit beyond what we
had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and
trimmed it down to just under a hundred, then
she floored me. She said that in a month I would
be a married man and that before that happened,
she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just
stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her
way said that I knew where the door was if I wanted
to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew how to deal with this situation.
I headed out the front door.

There, leaning against my car was her husband.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted
to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to
their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated
me on passing their little test.

I kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was
BS, but I am marrying their daughter, not them.

I also kept to myself that the reason that I was
walking out to my car was to get a c*ndom.
Received on Thu May 15 02:37:17 2008