Blonde Vacation

"Blonde Vacation"

A blonde named Darla had applied for a job, and
when she returned home, her mother asked how
the interview went. "Pretty good, I think," replied
Darla, "but if I go to work there I will not get a vacation
until I am married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such
a thing. "Is that what they told you?"

"No," replied Darla, "but right on the application
it said 'Vacation time may not be taken until you
have had your First Anniversary.'"

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"Awfully Brave"

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised
to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks
the stewardess for a coffee where upon the
parrot squawks, "And gets me a whisky, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky
for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this
omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains
its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky,
you idi-ot"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with
another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed
to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
approach, "I have asked you twice for a coffee.
Go and get it now you stupid b-tch!"

The next moment, both he and the parrot have
been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency
exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards, the parrot turns to the guy
and says, "For someone who cannot fly, you sure
complain a lot!"
Received on Wed May 14 06:32:39 2008