The Next Survivor Series

"The Next Survivor Series"

Six married men will be dropped on an island with
one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, and
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their
friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut
appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a
social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his
own assigned house, planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when
the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and
eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but
never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church,
and find time at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the
children each night and in the morning, feed them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair
by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and
each father will be required to know all of the
following information: each child's birthday, height,
weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth,
and length of labor, each child's favorite color,
middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite
drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want
to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on
performance. The last man wins only if...he still
has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over and over again for the next 18-25
years eventually earning the right to be called ...
a Mother.
Received on Sun May 11 08:07:40 2008