Holding a Grudge

"In Honor of Mothers' Day"

For a mother...the son always shines.

There's no way to be a perfect mother and
a million ways to be a good one.

Motherhood: Twenty years of sleeplessness
followed by thirty years of guilt.

Don't you think that we should change Mother's
Day to the day that kids go back to school
following summer vacation?

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"Holding a Grudge"

My mother says she never holds grudges,
but will then blind-side you with something
that happened years ago.

Last week she said, "You know,
you really hurt me on your birthday."

And I said, "Which birthday was that?"

So she replied, "The first one.
You have a really big head, you know."
Received on Sat May 10 07:17:54 2008