Heavenly Vacation

"Heavenly Vacation"

G~d decides it is time he has a vacation. Therefore,
he asks St. Peter for his assistance. St. Peter says,
"Why don't you go to Mercury?"

"Oh no!" says God, "I went there 25,000 years ago
and got the worst sunburn of my life."

St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?"

"Oh no!" says G~d, "I went there 10,000 years ago,
broke my leg skiing."

St. Peter says, " How about earth?"

"Oh no!" says G~d. "I went there 2,000 years ago,
knocked up some local Jewish chick and I have
been hearing about it ever since!"
Received on Fri May 9 07:13:33 2008