Dancing Lessons

"Dancing Lessons"

A little prospector wearing clean new shoes walked
into a saloon. A big Texan standing at the bar said
to his friend, "Watch me make this dude dance."

He walked over to the prospector and said, "You
are a foreigner. Aren't you from the East?"

"You might say that," said the prospector, "I am
from Boston and I'm here prospecting for gold."

"Now tell me something," said the Texan, "Can you dance?"

"No."

"Well I am going to teach you," said the Texan.
With that, the Texan took out his gun and started
shooting at the prospector's feet. Hopping, skipping,
and jumping the little prospector made it to the door
shaking like a leaf.

About an hour later, the Texan left the saloon. As
soon as he stepped outside the door, he heard a
click. He looked around and there, four feet from
his head was the biggest shotgun he had ever seen.
The little prospector said, "Mr. Texan, have you ever
kissed a mule's ass?"

"No," said the quick thinking Texan, "but I have always wanted to."
Received on Mon May 5 08:30:10 2008