Running Late

"Running Late"

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible
class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please
do not let me be late! Dear Lord, please do not let me be late!"

While she was running and praying, she tripped
on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.

She got up, brushed herself off, and started running a
gain! As she ran, she once again began to pray, "Dear
Lord, please do not let me be late. But please do not shove me either!"

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"Side Pain"

At Sunday school, they were teaching how G~d created
everything, including human beings. Little Johnny
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve
was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down
as though he was ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side.
I think I am going to have a wife."
Received on Sun Mar 30 01:16:12 2008