Card Playing Dog

"Card Playing Dog"

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
three men and a dog playing cards. The dog
was playing with extraordinary performance.

"This is a very smart dog," the man commented.

"He's really not so smart," said one of the players.
"Every time he gets a good hand,... he wags his tail."

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"Indian Predictions"

A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
One day an old Indian went up to the director
and said, "Tomorrow rain."

The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian
went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."

The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian
is incredible," said the director. He told his
secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather
for the remaining of the shoot. However, after
several successful predictions, the old Indian
didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot
a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and
I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know,"
he said. "Radio broken."
Received on Sat Mar 29 05:49:43 2008