Breast Milk

"Breast Milk"

There was a gentleman living in a small village
who unfortunately had a stomach disorder that
required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother.

Well there weren't too many women in the village
nursing babies and even fewer who would agree
to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But
low and behold, the poor man finally found a rather
buxom young girl who recently had given birth who
was willing to help him out-- for a price.

The man was desperate because his condition was
growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the
amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman
had a new born baby to care for and the father had
abandoned them to their fate.

The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed
up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment,
leaned over and began to suckle on the woman's
breast. Well weeks went by and the awkwardness
began to fade.

One day, the woman realized that the man's s*cking
was beginning to arouse her sexually. It became
almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice,
she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?"

The man paused in his sucking for a moment and
looked up at her. "Yeah," he said finally."Can I have
a cookie with my milk?"
Received on Fri Mar 28 01:26:05 2008