"Einstein's Birthday"
March 19, 2007 was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 128.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner
married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women
with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger
if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
Oh, be quiet... I didn't write this, I just received it and sent it on
to you!
Received on Wed Mar 19 04:51:48 2008
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