The Irish Doc

"The Irish Doc"

A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and
go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care
of the clinic and take care of all me patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following
day and asks: "So, Seamus, how was your day?"

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I
gave him MALOX, sir," says Seamus.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what
about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she
undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down
on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts:

"HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"

"Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?"
asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!"
Received on Mon Mar 17 06:21:00 2008