Bath Time

"Bath Time"

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath,
and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared
the bath water and towels just the way the old nun
had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed
not to look at Fr.John's nakedness if she could help
it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next
morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how
the Saturday night bath had gone.

"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."

"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked he old nun.

"Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked
me to wash him, and while I was washing him he
guided my hand down between his legs where he
said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that
if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven
would be opened to me and I would be assured of
salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John
guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.

"At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway
to G~d would soon swell my heart with ecstasy.
And it did, it felt so good being saved."

"That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told
me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"
Received on Fri Mar 7 06:45:28 2008