What Really Matters

"What Really Matters"

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat a lot of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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"Petishun"

We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum
stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment.
It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn
dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to
the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to
the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos
all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new lo
to stop this pursicushun. We want a lo that makes
peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes
and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get
our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond
and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise

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(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

Diane, the blond
Received on Thu Mar 6 06:50:53 2008