Dog Food

"Sweet Poopsie"

One morning while a locksmith had come to
change the locks in my house, I realized I
had to run a few errands. I turned to him,
a sweet older man, and said I was heading out.

As I got to the front door, I noticed my sad-faced
dog staring at me from the living room.
"I love you, sweet boy," I said. "Now you be good. Okay?"

 From the other room I heard a voice answer, "Okay."

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"Dog Food"

After our friend Tom had been a temporary
bachelor for several weeks, we stopped by
his home to visit him. My wife asked if he
was eating properly. "Well, I do eat a lot of
dog food," Tom told her.

"Dog food!" my wife exclaimed, horrified.
"I can't believe you would be eating anything like that!"

"Come to the kitchen and I'll show you," Tom replied.

Opening the refrigerator door, he waved his
hand at a row of doggie bags from half of the
restaurants in town."
Received on Wed Mar 5 09:39:58 2008