Orange

"Orange"

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've
got to help me. My penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to
drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the
guy's unit isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is
very strange. Sometimes things like this are
caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the
doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks
ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause
of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss
was a real as*hole, I had to work 20-30 hours
of overtime every week and I had no say in anything
that was happening. I found a new job a couple of
weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting
paid double what I got on the old job and the boss
is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks
the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says,
"Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."

The doc figures that this has got to be the reason
for all of the guys stress.

But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to
was nag, nag, nag. Darn, am I glad to be rid of
that old b*tch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little
longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies
or a social life?"

The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I
just sit at home, watch some porno flicks and
munch on Cheetos!"
Received on Wed Mar 5 09:38:18 2008