Snow Plow

"Snow Plow"

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.
She remembered what her dad had once
told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow
storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it."

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she
started to follow it. She followed the plow for
about forty five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked
her what she was doing. She explained that
her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in
the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded
and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart
parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."

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"The Blonde and Snow"

One winter morning in upstate New York, the
husband and the blonde were listening to the
radio while eating breakfast. They heard the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park your car
on the even-numbered side of the street, so
the snowplows can get through." The big chest
blonde went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast,
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to
12 inches of snow today. You must park your car
on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through." She put on some
clothes and went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast,
when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting
12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
Then the electric power went off. The well endowed
blonde was very upset, and with a worried look on
her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that
all men who support blonde women, the husband
said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Received on Tue Mar 4 07:50:25 2008