Funny acronyms of "Vista"

"Playing Ball"

Earlier this week, a Microsoft security guard
caught two non-Microsoft employees playing
volleyball on our campus volleyball court and
asked them to leave the premises.

When asked by a fellow employee how he knew
that the two were not Microsoft employees, the guard replied:

"They had tans."

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"Funny acronyms of "Vista"

Very Inconsistent Software - Try Again

Virus Instability Spyware Trojans Adware

Virus Intrusions Spybots Trojans Adware

Very Irritating System - Try Another

Vista Is Stupid To Attempt

Volatility Isn't Something To Admire

Virtually Impossible Source To Avoid

Vastly Inferior Software To Apple's

Vaguely Innovative - Sucks The Arse

Venereal Infectious Sexually Transmitted Ailment

Vista Is Sh*ttier Than Anything

Vastly Improved Solitaire Tiling Algorithms
Received on Mon Mar 3 06:40:48 2008