Who's Your Daddy?

"Who's Your Daddy?"
Part I

The following are all replies that Detroit women
have written on Child Support Agency Forms in
the section for listing "father's details;" or putting
it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to
check out #11 tomorrow. It takes 1st prize and
#3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley.
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda,
but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when
taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand
Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night.
I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.
If you do manage to track down the father, can you
please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my
stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can
contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
and that he is the Saver risen again.
Received on Mon Jun 16 00:59:03 2008