Big Pill

"Big Pill"

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot.
After a careful examination, the doctor gives
the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man
loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking
fountain, forces the pill down his throat and
gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.

He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm
water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that
leg for at least 30 minutes."

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"Bubba and the Shrink"

Bubba went to a psychiatrist.

"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the
shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and
we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."

"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.

Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me about those
fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a
year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me
for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money
that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"
Received on Sun Jun 15 01:42:40 2008