Finest Double-entendres, Part II

"The Finest Double-entendres That Were Aired On British TV"
Part II

7. A female news anchor whom, the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and did not,
turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where is that eight inches you promised
me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the
set, but half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

"Ballesteros felt much better today after getting
a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog
on Look North said:

"There is nothing like a big hot sausage inside
you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker
shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's
misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester
cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during
BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

They seem cold out there. They are rubbing each
other and he has only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo
and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots
at the Scottish Open:

"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks
he prefers to do it by himself."
Received on Tue Jun 10 07:03:06 2008