Finest Double-entendres, Part I

"The Finest Double-entendres That Were Aired On British TV"
Part I

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator:

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson
comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:

"This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977:

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator:

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot,
his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.
Oh my G~d! What have I just said?"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle
Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:

"You would eat beaver if you could get it."
Received on Mon Jun 9 10:32:42 2008