Golf Murder

"Golf Attack"

A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and
down outside the operating room where another
golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat,
was being treated.

"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping
outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.

"No," replied the man, "That's my ball!"

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"Golf Murder"

A murder has been committed. Police are called
to an apartment and find a man standing, holding
a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body
of a woman on the ground. The detective asks,

"Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club?"

"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles
a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
Received on Mon Jun 9 10:27:31 2008