The Finest Blades

"The Finest Blades"

"Y'all got any American razor blades in here?"
the Texan asked the London pharmacist.
"All I see are these damn Wilkinsons."

"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson
has been producing the finest surgical instruments,
weapons and razors since before Waterloo."

"I do not give a damn if they passed them out on
Noah's Ark if they are not any good," the Texan retorted.

"I can assure you they are very good sir," the
peeved druggist said. "Why just last year, my
wife swallowed one. It gave her a tonsillectomy,
an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised the
gardener, emasculated a neighbor, cut two of a
delivery boy's fingers off at the knuckle and
I still got 10 shaves out of it."
Received on Mon Jun 2 08:11:50 2008