Big Bad John

"Big Bad John"

A Texan walked into a brothel in New Orleans
and bellied up to the bar.

"My name is John. Everyone calls me Big Bad John.
I come from Texas, ladies and gents. I'm six foot
four and 225 pounds of dynamite. And I want me
the best dang whore in the place."

The madam calls over Dallas Rose, her best girl
and sends them upstairs to one of the rooms.

When they were undressing, he went through his
Big Bad John routine again.

A few minutes later Dallas Rose comes running
madly down the stairs shouting, "Run, run for
your lives. There's 225 pounds of dynamite
upstairs with a two inch fuse!"
Received on Wed Jul 30 07:44:37 2008