A Real Non Blonde

"A Real Non Blonde"*

*There was a blonde who was sick and tired of
being ridiculed for being blonde, so she decided
to fix it by dying her hair brunette.

Well, she was driving along a country road one
day when she saw a shepherd with his flock.

She decided to see if she could pass as a brunette
and if she did indeed get any smarter.

She pulled over to the side of the road and asked
the shepherd if she could guess how many sheep
he had she could have one.

The shepherd thought this was an unusual request, but he agreed.

The blonde thought about it for a minute and said,
"one hundred and fifty."

The shepherd said she was right and that she could
pick a sheep to take home.

She did and as she was putting it into the trunk of
the car, the shepherd stopped her and said, "If I can
guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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"Celebrating The Smarter Of The Fairer Gender"*

*A dozen blondes and a brunette go sky diving
above the Redwood Forests of Northern California.

As the plummet towards the earth, their chutes
fail to open in time and they hit the treetops.

As luck would have it, all of them survive the brush
with death and are all now hanging on by a safety
line that they managed to tie between them while
dangling from the treetops.

Hours later, the wind picks up and the tree starts
to give under the weight of the thirteen lovely
ladies. (blame it on the excess weight of the sky diving gear).

One of the blondes says "I hate to say this, but
this line is only designed to support 12 of us.
One of us will have to jump and probably sacrifice her life."

None of the blondes volunteers. Then the brunette
speaks up. She proceeds to give a heart wrenching
speech about how her life has been fulfilled by this
and other events, and how, although she loves life,
she will sacrifice herself for the sanctity of the other women.

Meaning to thank and congratulate their fellow tree-
dangler on her courage, all the blondes started to clap.
Received on Wed Jul 30 07:42:37 2008