Home Early

"Home Early"

Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face.
Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked,
"Why are you home from school so early?"

Johnny answered, "I was the only one who could answer a question."

"Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked.

"Who threw the eraser at the teacher?"

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"Picnic Time?"

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach.
The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned
occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up.

When a rusty old station wagon containing a very
tired looking couple and seven screaming children
pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to cheer the
occupants.

"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice
looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this a picnic?"

Wearily, the driver relied, "Yes they are all mine and it is NO picnic!"
Received on Sun Jan 13 11:52:13 2008