Perfect Opening

"Perfect Opening"

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all
of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read all his applications and
said, "We have the perfect opening for a person like you."

"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"

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"Company Security"

Several years ago I worked for a small company that
had frequent break-ins. In response, the company
installed a new security system with alarms, codes and key pads.

Late one night the alarm went off and the police
raced to the scene. Outside the building, wandering
around the grounds, they spotted and apprehended
a suspect. Since I am the Security Director,I got the first call.

The officer said, "We caught the culprit, an old guy.
He tried to pass as an employee, but he knows
nothing about your business."

"Oh," I said, "that's probably the President. You better let him go."
Received on Sat Jan 12 06:52:40 2008