New Account

"New Account"

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says
to the teller at the window, "I want to open a
damn checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg
your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind
of language in this bank."

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes
over to the bank manager to tell him about her
situation. They both return and the manager asks
the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no friggin problem, damnit!" the man says,
"I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and
I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
Received on Thu Jan 10 07:21:54 2008