Beauty Pageant

"Beauty Pageant"

I moved from Southern California up to a rural area
of the Pacific Northwest recently. While the scenery
up here is beautiful, the women-folk do leave a little
to be desired in the areas of vanity and appeal.

I won't be the one to say they're NOT attractive,
but they held a beauty-pageant here last summer
... and nobody won.
Received on Sat Feb 2 08:03:07 2008