Ways To Annoy At Christmas

"Ways To Annoy At Christmas"*

*1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth
     chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to
town..."

2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal
     and sharp objects in it.

3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain
     about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.

4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."

5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts
first.

6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.

7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little
     baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow
     man and this poem:

      'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop
       All you get is the snowman's poop!'
Received on Thu Dec 25 07:39:50 2008