Christmassy

"Christmassy"*

*Three men die in a car accident on Christmas.
They all find themselves at the pearly gates
waiting to enter heaven. On entering they are
told that they must present something
"Christmassy." in order to get in.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some
pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is let it.

The second man presents a bow and some ribbon,
from presents that were opened earlier in that night.
So he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks,
"How do these represent Christmas?"

To which he replies, "Oh,... they're Carol's!"
Received on Tue Dec 23 09:15:17 2008