New Vocabulary Words

"New Vocabulary Words"*

*1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.)
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.

2) Beelzebug (n.)
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the
morning and cannot be cast out.

3) Bozone (n.)
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the near future.

4) Cashtration (n.)
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.

5) Dopelar effect (n.)
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.

6) Extraterrestaurant (n.)
An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented
upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

7) Foreploy (n.)
Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.

8) Intaxication (n.)
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.

9) Kinstirpation (n.)
A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
Received on Tue Dec 23 09:14:30 2008