Blond Patient

"Blonde Motorist"*

*A young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help.
Finally, two men walked up to her. "I'm out of gas," she
purred. "Could you push me to the gas station?"

The men readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it
several blocks. After a while, one looked up, exhausted,
to see that they had just passed a gas station.

"We just passed a station! How come you didn't turn in?" he yelled.

"Oh, I never go there," the girl shouted back. "They don't have full
service."

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"Blond Patient"*

*A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain.
"Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

"Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream on it."

"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

"No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor,
"I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

"Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house."

"No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated,
"I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you."

"On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

"Which one?" the doctor.

"How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!"
Received on Thu Dec 4 07:14:47 2008