At The Zoo

"At The Zoo"*

*It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife
decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day and at
closing time they walked past the gorilla cage and the
man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your
tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off
and we'll see what he does?"

At first she declined but finally persuaded by her
husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla
went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind.
Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This
time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and
down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and
tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door
and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with
an evil smile, "tell HIM, you have a headache!"
Received on Thu Aug 28 23:45:34 2008