Wasted Boner

"Wasted Boner"*

*A man gets his new prescription for Viagra, and
starts home to get ready for when his wife gets
home. He calls her on the phone, and she says,
"I will be home in an hour."

"Perfect," he thinks. The Doctor told him to take
his pill an hour before, so he takes the pill and
waits. Well, an hour goes by, the man is ready
to go, but no wife. She calls him on the cell phone
and says, "Traffic is terrible. I will not be there for
about an hour."

The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice.

"I have got a erection a cat could not scratch off
and my wife will not be home for another hour!
What should I do?" he asks.

The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste
it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"

"Yes" the man replied.

"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her
instead?" said the Doctor.

The man then replied with dismay, "But I do not
need Viagra with the housekeeper."
Received on Wed Aug 20 04:58:05 2008