A Melting Moment

"A Melting Moment"*
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Once three scientists died in a car crash and for their
sins they went to hell. Satan received them and told
them they were going to be swimming in the lake of
fire and sulfur for eternity.
 
The three scientists were very afraid and one of them
said: "Oh please almighty lord of the darkness, please
give us another chance to live so we can do things right."
 
Satan laughed and said: "Why, in hell I will let you live
again don't you get it? This is hell you'll fry for what you've done."
 
Quickly one of the scientists replied: " Satan, we've been
bad in our lives as men but as scientists we're the best
and we've done so much for the world, please give us another chance."
 
Satan then thinks: "What the hell, lets give 'em a chance,
I'll ask them something impossible so they have to stay
here and while they try to look for the answer I might be
amused by their search."
 
So Satan says to the three men: "I'll let you go to earth
one more time and if you bring me back something I
cannot melt, I'll let you live."
 
The three scientists look at each other thinking: "Well,
we might have a chance." So the first guy goes to Earth
as the other two waited with Satan.
 
He quickly travels to a small island in the pacific where
the US had the best geologists in the nation studying
the volcanic activity in the area. He gathered them and
tells them about the chance he had been given and asks for their help.
 
One of the geologists told him: "Sir, you've come to the
right place, we've just found a special kind of rock
formation for which we haven't been able to find a melting point."
 
So they give the man a sample of the rock and he went
back into hell and gives it to Satan. Satan took the rock
in his hands and with little or no trouble managed to melt it.

The second scientist was almost peeing his pants for
what he had just witnessed but went out to find something.
 
He ran into a Japanese textile secret lab and told his
story hoping for some help. One Japanese guy told
him: "Well mister you've come to the right place, we
recently developed a new type of fabric that's virtually
impossible to melt."
 
They gave the guy the piece of fabric and he went back
into hell and gives it to Satan. Satan laughs and with
no trouble burns the fabric to a crisp.
 
The third scientist was really scared, he thought: "Well
there's no chance for me to go out there and find
something this red hot, horned, demon can't melt."
 
And just as he was about to tell Satan to fry him, he
remembered what he had in his pocket. He reached
in and took out a small round green object and handed it to Satan.
 
Satan laughed and tried to melt it but nothing happened.
He tries harder and but still nothing happened.
 
Satan is so ticked off he summons all the dark powers
of hell to help him melt the little green thing but again
nothing happened.
 
So Satan, all beat up and exhausted, tells the third
scientist that he has just won, that he'll let him go
back to earth and live again, but before he left, he
had to tell him what this little green thing was that
even he couldn't melt.
 
The guy replied: "It's an M&M. They melt in your mouth,
not in your hands."
Received on Tue Aug 19 08:03:34 2008