Diet Tips

"Wife's New Job"*
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We had made some changes in our lives. My
husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight
years of being a housewife, I had taken a job
in a restaurant.
 
When I returned home after my first day at
work, I gave my husband a big hug.
 
He seemed to cling to me longer than usual.
 
"Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.
 
"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much
like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

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"Diet Tips"*
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A woman in our diet club was lamenting that
she had gained weight. She'd made her family's
favorite cake over the weekend, she reported,
and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.
 
Her husband teased her and said she would never
be able to stay away from the other half until dinner
the next night.
 
The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other
half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One
slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was
gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she
was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew
her husband would rub it in.
 
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what
her husband said when he found out.
 
She smiled. "He never found out. I made another
cake and ate half!"
Received on Sun Aug 17 00:51:07 2008