Have You Been Seeing A Ghost Lately?

"Have You Been Seeing A Ghost Lately?"

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the
speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?"

Most of the hands go up.

"And how many of you have had some
form of interaction with a ghost?"

About half the hands stay up.

"Okay, now how many of you have had
*physical* contact with a ghost?"

Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd.

"Gosh, that's pretty good. Okay, have any of you
ever, uh..., been *intimate* with a ghost?"

One hand stays up. The speaker blinks.

"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've
actually had *sexual* contact with a ghost?"

The fellow suddenly blushes and says,
"Oh, I'm sorry,... I thought you said 'goat'!"
Received on Fri Apr 18 06:35:23 2008