Yuppie Golf

"Golf Problems"

Watching from the Club house overlooking
the 10th green, we saw a foursome approaching.

Having marked their balls, suddenly one of
the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight.

The Golf Captain stormed out from the Club
house to separate the fighting men.

"Why are you fighting?" he asked.

"You see," said one of them, "my partner just had
a stroke and now, these guys want to count it on the scorecard."

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"Yuppie Golf"

A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that
he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the
country club at 10 o'clock the next day if he ever
wanted to see his wife alive again.

He didn't arrive until almost 12:30.

A masked man stepped out from behind some
bushes and growled, "What took ya' so long?
You're over two hours late."

"Hey! Give me a break," whined the Yuppie.
"I have a 27 handicap."
Received on Thu Apr 17 16:09:02 2008