Beyond the Call of Duty

"Beyond the Call of Duty"

Jim Morrison is in one corner of a hotel with
the rest of his band. In another corner are
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George
Harrison and Ringo Starr - and all are naked!

A beautiful woman walks in, drops to her knees
in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the
pink oboe. She swallows nicely then starts on
his guitarist, then his drummer, and then the
keyboard player. When she is finished, she
licks her lips, wanders over to John Lennon,
and begins to do the same to him.

At that moment, there is a huge crash and Robert
De Nero smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper.
He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck
and shouts, "You bloody fool, you are only
supposed to blow the Doors off!"
Received on Tue Apr 1 07:43:43 2008