Summer Thunderstorm

"Summer Thunderstorm"

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She
was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,

"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep with Daddy."

The little boy replied with a shaking voice,

"The big sissy."

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"The Best of Homework Excuses"

- I didn't have time; my sister needed my kidney.

- I converted to a religion that forbids algebra.

- I had to use toilet paper when our plane went down in the desert.

- My brother sold it on ebay.

- It was confiscated for national security reasons. I can't say any more.

- My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back.

- I threw it at someone who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

- Shaq was sick so the Lakers asked me to fill in.

- It was due on May 12 of this year? Dang!

- I don't remember anything after the aliens landed.
Received on Thu Sep 20 03:50:20 2007