The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, Part III

"The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"
Part III

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
Ugly: To release his inner Drug Queen.

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Ugly: They are the same sex.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.
Ugly: She's been taking it for 2 years.

Good: Your kids don't fight.
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Ugly: With each other.

Good: Your neighbor exercises naked.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
Ugly: You have no fences.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Ugly: All of them.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Ugly: You live downtown.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!!
Received on Thu Sep 20 03:48:19 2007