The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, Part II

"The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"
Part II

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.
Ugly: With a boyfriend.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Ugly: By your husband.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your vibrator is phenomenal.
Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Ugly: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Good: You came home for a quickie with a mistress.
Bad: Your wife walks in on you.
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Ugly: You're a politician.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Ugly: For another woman.

Good:Your wife is drop-dead gorgeous
Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Ugly: She implicates you.
Received on Wed Sep 19 06:28:03 2007