Men Vs. Women At Work

"Lost Money"

The receptionist found some cash in the office,
apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She sent the
following email: "If anybody can say where they
lost $70, please let me know and it will be returned to you."

Within minutes one employee replied,

"Kentucky Derby, 2001."

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"Men Vs. Women At Work"

The family picture is on His desk - Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on Her desk - Um, her family will come before her
career.

His desk is cluttered - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
Her desk is cluttered - She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.

He is talking with his co-workers - He must be discussing the latest deal.
She is talking with her co-workers - She must be gossiping.

He's not in the office - He's meeting a customer.
She's not in the office - She must be out shopping.

He's having lunch with the boss - He's on his way up.
She's having lunch with the boss - They must be having an affair.

He's getting married - He'll get more settled.
She's getting married - She'll get pregnant and leave.

He's having a baby - He'll need a raise.
She's having a baby - She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

He's going on a business trip - It's good for his career.
She's going on a business trip - What does her husband say?

He's leaving for a better job - He knows how to recognize a good
opportunity.
She's leaving for a better job - Women are not just dependable.
Received on Tue Sep 18 08:34:09 2007